I'm sure that once I step forward, others, like myself, will join the cause and together we can solve energy problems for years to come.
So today, I ask all my brothers (and sisters who are bold enough stand with us) to say "HERE WE ARE! WE CAN FUEL A NATION!"
What I've discovered is that, sometime since turning 50 years old -- and perhaps it was before that -- I have a human methane production facility.
It's never ending -- Morning, Noon and Night... Oh Lord, ALL night, I'm cranking about the methane. Someone just needs to create a reclamation system and the world is set when it comes to this natural gas.
President Obama, if you're reading this: Forget about that pipeline from Canada. Just run in into my house in Pigeon, Michigan and all the U.S. Energy concerns are pretty much eliminated.
What a wonderful feeling I would have knowing my contributions are helping humanity heat their homes and drive their cars.
Of course, if Energy Secretary Chu isn't interested, perhaps I can speak with Defense Secretary Panetta... cause this stuff is deadly!
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